My quotes from facebook
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so
on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..." terry pratchett
"Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness."
— Terry Pratchett
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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Terry Pratchett
"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere,
with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH," the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."
—
Terry Pratchett (Thief Of Time)
"His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all
three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can
do about it, so let's have a drink.'"
— Terry Pratchett
"We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything."
— Terry Pratchett Night Watch
Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?"
— Terry Pratchett Going Postal
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other guy die for his.
--George Patton--
Ah, these diplomats! What chatterboxes! There's only one way to shut them up - cut them down with machine guns. Bulganin,
go and get me one!
- Joseph Stalin - As reported by De Gaulle during a long meeting.
AIM towards the Enemy.
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once.
- Admiral Hornblower
